better than crack!

today... it was awesome (in a good way) and terrible, all at the same time. many of you know that i'm on my "spring break: six pack or bust" campaign. that being said, i'm into heavy and light lifting, and i'm taking all kinds of supplements at the moment. well tonight, i came across a combination that must rival cocaine in its capacity to get you WIRED. i mean, i felt like "fuck superman flying around in a cape, i'm america's next super hero in gym shorts and a sweaty workout tee." i just knew i could lift any amount of weight (disproven summarily when i almost blew my knee out on doing my second set of leg pressing 720 lbs), i could come up with more than brilliant ideas, i could pick up any chick i saw. in short, i felt all-capable, and also slightly invincible.

being at the gym, i accordingly finished my work out, and decided to test the wonders of my new found powers. so, i step up to the first attractive girl i see. i look into her eyes. i smile. she smiles... then i quickly side-step her and continue on my merry way. my brain is running on jet fuel, so quickly are my thoughts running through my head that anything clever i think to say is too fleeting to grasp. so much for being better than superman...