Friday, April 3, 2009

what i discovered on my last trip to chicago

1. one doesn't necessarily get kicked out of a bar/club for only trying to go to sleep

2. storing one's jacket with those of strangers is not a good idea (i.e. use the ever-loving coat check)


3.
asking a girl to be one's next baby's momma actually works as a pickup line, as long as one doesn't actually utter the phrase "baby's momma"

4.
married women do things when they're out that would probably lead me to choking my wife. that is if i had a wife, and if i discovered said wife did what some of the married women did, whom i met in chicago

5.
chapel hill is not quite as diverse as i would like it to be